EXCLUSIVE – see these new tariffs from British Gas for hard-up customers

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

british gas logo

Welcome to our energy price calculator which helps find the better deals for you. The calculator searches our available gas and electricity tariffs and picks out the cheapest based on the energy you use.

1) Choose one of the following tariffs which best suits you and your needs:

jumpers british gas plan

2) Go to your nearest clothes store and ask for the tariff which most closely matches your choice

3) Now shut the f**k up about how you can’t afford to heat your home. We really really really couldn’t give a shit. Got it?

.

Related articles by Tom Pride:

Over half a million pensioners dead and the Tories have gone from long johns to jumpers

We’re not just paying for British Gas directors’ bonuses. It’s £3.5bn to shareholders too.

Frozen pensioners contain higher levels of vitamins and antioxidants say scientists

Mandelson adviser’s close links to energy firms revealed

Massive countrywide whip-round to buy plane tickets…

View original post 131 more words

Advertisements

About thepositivevoice

We originally set out to advocate and campaign for and on behalf of people living with HIV in Greater Manchester. But we chose to slightly change our name by adding beyond. Therefore our name is Greater Manchester & Beyond of People Living With HIV & AIDS. Cause there are many issues that affects people living with HIV we now look ate other health and social care issues that will affect people living with HIV in their everyday lives. For the purpose of this site we have chosen a strap-line name hence our user name here - this is of course "thepositivevoice". The reason for this is often the issues that affect us can be quite daunting and discriminatory to our very existence. So whatever negative we hear and see - we endeavour to turn that into a positive. There are many examples where a negative has turned into a positive and one of those example is the term "Queer" - well that is also quite interesting as some people in the lesbian and gay community don't like that very word - some have decided to own it. Therefore any person that calls another person (the example here) queer - some gay people will reply yes we are. As time moves on and I as the author of this blog - information will be never-ending. So watch this space.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s